“HARGA DATUK RM2,500 JE BRO!”

Member aku semalam kasitu, pakai jela title tu, kalau orang report, kena dakwa kena bayar RM2,500 je pun.

Dia cakap macam ni,
“Daripada bayar RM50k (scam) atau RM300k (ori). Pakai bodo jela bro! Buat apa susah-susah bayar sana sini. Kau pakai jela title dato tu bro!”

“Kalau kantoi, kena dakwa, bayar jela denda RM2,500 tu. Kalau pakai juga “Dr.” sebab aku tengok takda Azizan Osman steady je pakai. Dah kantoi pun takda pendakwaan pun sampai sekarang.”

Lepas aku hadam semalam. Aku decide, mulai malam tadi, aku pun nak letak Tan Sri dekat nama aku nanti. Kalau kena dakwa, bayar jela RM2,500. RM2,500 tu macam fee sewa pakai title la kot kan? Itu pun kalau kena kan?

Nanti kalau orang kata kau pakai dato scam, kau jawab je.

“Aku dah bayar kot fee..”

Kalau belum kantoi, jawab,
“Belum due lagi nak bayar fee..”

Betul tak? Bijak tak?

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