PH
1. Anwar Ibrahim – PM impian zaman muda mudi.
2. Nurul Izzah – Crush lama. 
3. Dr. Dzulkifly Ahmad – Respected old friend.
BN
1. KJ – Stone buddy.
2. Shahril Hamdan – Young bright future leader.
3. Tokmat – Umno’s hope.
PN
1. Dr. Afif – Tokboi’s comrade.
2. Syahir – Future PAS leader.
3. Khairil Nizam – Heil engineer!
Calon-calon MP yang aku harap kalah..
1. Tun M – rehatlah Tun..
2. Zahid Hamidi – macam mustahil..
3. Mat Jargon – hahaha..
4. Rina Harun – faham sendiri lah..
5. Zaki Omar – harap hilang deposit!
Korang pula macam mana?
